In each programme, one of our players must pick five questions at random from a jar and answer them. This week, it’s Michael Trench.
Do you think it’s ok for couples to fart in front of each other?
No absolutely not. Personally for me if Hannah does it, I’m not really impressed with it to say the least!
If you could choose one song to play anytime you walk into a room, what would it be and why?
Got to be something that’s uplifting. (There’s a suggestion that it should be Dance The Night Away. The suggestion is ignored.) Mr. Brightside, something that everyone can sing.
What are some of your guilty pleasures that you are willing to admit?
(With Trench struggling to answer it, suggestions of chick flicks and Christmas films are made) No I don’t really like them. I don’t watch much TV, mostly documentaries but that’s not a guilty pleasure. Probably be sweets but I’m not really guilty about it. (Following this, Ross Goodwin admits to watching cartoons with his nephew.)
What would you rather fight, one hundred duck size horses or one horse sized duck?
One hundred duck size horses definitely. You can kick them if need to can’t you. One big duck you are going to struggle with the beak. He’s just going to peck you!
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would like to see play the lead role as you?
Does it have to be a celebrity or anyone? (The person whose in £50K worth of debt for a Journalism degree only to be doing this feature confirms it can be anyone) Josh Nodder could portray me quite well so I’ll go for him.